Dobfodyim is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-knowing monkey.

Dobfodyim created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobfodyim, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dobfodyim, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Dobfodyim's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dobfodyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill seals.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Dobfodyim loves rats, so they must be respected.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about fire.