Tabniltombug is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, boastful skunk.

Tabniltombug created a quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabniltombug, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tabniltombug, he will destroy your home solar system.

Tabniltombug's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Tabniltombug's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tabniltombug.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.