Vadsompog is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, self-confident hydra.

Vadsompog created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadsompog, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vadsompog, she will turn you into a frog.

Vadsompog's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Vadsompog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. You must love Vadsompog.

5. Never feed lots of grapes to eagles while wearing yellow hats.