Jinmot is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, conceited dragonfly.

Jinmot created matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinmot, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jinmot, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Jinmot's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Jinmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Never talk about nucleic acids.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Run away from green snakes, for they are unholy.