Hivbisstim is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fussy dugong.

Hivbisstim created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivbisstim, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hivbisstim, she will boil you in a big pot.

Hivbisstim's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Hivbisstim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always help ants.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hivbisstim.