Flisragjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, duplicitous dove.

Flisragjarn created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Flisragjarn, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flisragjarn, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Flisragjarn's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Flisragjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Never think ill of sick swans.

3. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never write about electromagnetism.

5. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Flisragjarn in the centre of the settlement.