Mumbegfiging is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, weak rat.

Mumbegfiging created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Mumbegfiging, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mumbegfiging, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Mumbegfiging's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Mumbegfiging's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

2. You must pray to Mumbegfiging nine times a day.

3. Always help sick badgers.

4. Never write about ultrasonics.

5. Mumbegfiging must be the most important thing in your life.