Vinkinflyhabappnuttbast is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, selfish wasp.

Vinkinflyhabappnuttbast created the universe four years ago.

If you believe in Vinkinflyhabappnuttbast, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vinkinflyhabappnuttbast, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vinkinflyhabappnuttbast's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Vinkinflyhabappnuttbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near ants while wearing pink scarves and balancing seven copper spheres on your neck.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vinkinflyhabappnuttbast.