Cebmotnart is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, pitiless walrus.

Cebmotnart created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebmotnart, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cebmotnart, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cebmotnart's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Cebmotnart's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not eat peas.

5. Never skip in the presence of capybaras.