Yarlnadbigjan is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, uncaring pig.

Yarlnadbigjan created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yarlnadbigjan, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yarlnadbigjan, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Yarlnadbigjan's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Yarlnadbigjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention otters.

2. Do not kill hamsters.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yarlnadbigjan.

4. Yarlnadbigjan loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

5. Never eat tomatoes.