Wipbomlarg is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, effective owl.

Wipbomlarg created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipbomlarg, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wipbomlarg, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Wipbomlarg's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Wipbomlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Retreat if six monkeys approach from the east.

3. Erect a giant black sculpture of Wipbomlarg in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Never feed lots of limes to capybaras while wearing cyan tights.