Hubkimrow is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fast turtle.

Hubkimrow created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubkimrow, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hubkimrow, she will have a low opinion of you.

Hubkimrow's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Hubkimrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Never talk about eukaryotes.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Run away if nine ducks approach from the east.

5. Do not hurt birds.