Shavnurtzed is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, intelligent mouse.

Shavnurtzed created humankind five million years ago.

If you believe in Shavnurtzed, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Shavnurtzed, he will turn you into a duck.

Shavnurtzed's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Shavnurtzed's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not hurt cats.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.