Tentailbus is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, humorless unicorn.

Tentailbus created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tentailbus, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tentailbus, he will throw large rocks at you.

Tentailbus' most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Tentailbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never laugh near voles.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.