Rigvedflab Hotdading is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, clever
shrew.
Rigvedflab Hotdading created a photon three million years ago.
If you believe in
Rigvedflab Hotdading, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Rigvedflab Hotdading, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Rigvedflab Hotdading's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.
Rigvedflab Hotdading's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt geese.
2. Never talk about gravity.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.
5. Do not eat cucumbers.