Zimbugtetti is a god.

He takes the form of a small, weak dragon.

Zimbugtetti created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Zimbugtetti, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zimbugtetti, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Zimbugtetti's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Zimbugtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zimbugtetti.

3. Put Zimbugtetti first in all things.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Fast once a month.