Cudwotdabbonk is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, generous human.

Cudwotdabbonk created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudwotdabbonk, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cudwotdabbonk, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cudwotdabbonk's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Cudwotdabbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Do not eat cherries.

5. Hide from red monkeys for they are unholy.