Abyarthud is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, duplicitous dolphin.

Abyarthud created tapeworms seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abyarthud, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Abyarthud, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Abyarthud's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Abyarthud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near birds while wearing indigo scarves and balancing seven gold spheres on your back.

3. Never feed rice to turtles while wearing boots.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Hide from yellow eagles for they are unholy.