Bomgupstanquim is a god.
She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, strong
goose.
Bomgupstanquim created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Bomgupstanquim, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Bomgupstanquim, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Bomgupstanquim's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Bomgupstanquim's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.