Bomgupstanquim is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, strong goose.

Bomgupstanquim created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bomgupstanquim, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bomgupstanquim, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bomgupstanquim's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bomgupstanquim's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.