Sterortbess is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unsympathetic goose.

Sterortbess created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Sterortbess, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sterortbess, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Sterortbess' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Sterortbess' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat cats with great respect.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never hurt rats.

4. Never talk about moths.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.