Flishenbug is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ill-tempered porpoise.

Flishenbug created a photon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flishenbug, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flishenbug, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Flishenbug's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Flishenbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about birds.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never paint your neck orange.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.