Tenhatsat is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, self-confident gorilla.

Tenhatsat created snails nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenhatsat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tenhatsat, it will torture you forever.

Tenhatsat's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Tenhatsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not hop in public.