Tanxenhon is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, wise mink.

Tanxenhon created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tanxenhon, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Tanxenhon, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tanxenhon's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Tanxenhon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes in need.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Tanxenhon must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

5. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.