Canxinvab is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, capable warg.

Canxinvab created tapeworms three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Canxinvab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Canxinvab, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Canxinvab's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Canxinvab's Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Never talk about fire.