Tigwotfud is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, bad-tempered goblin.

Tigwotfud created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Tigwotfud, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tigwotfud, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Tigwotfud's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Tigwotfud's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tigwotfud.

4. Never feed corn to sheep while wearing pink shirts.

5. Never write about nucleic acids.