Bogpoplib is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, thoughtless badger.

Bogpoplib created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogpoplib, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bogpoplib, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bogpoplib's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bogpoplib's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands turquoise.

2. Bogpoplib must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Always help sick grasshopers.

5. You must love Bogpoplib.