Targessgep is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, fussy seal.

Targessgep created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Targessgep, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Targessgep, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Targessgep's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Targessgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark energy.

2. Never think about spacetime.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not hurt rats.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.