Misduthit is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, passionate gorilla.

Misduthit created the cosmos two billion years ago.

If you believe in Misduthit, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Misduthit, it will turn you into a slug.

Misduthit's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Misduthit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Misduthit on top of all buildings.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. You must love Misduthit.