Tinbassdav is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, slow lizard.

Tinbassdav created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tinbassdav, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tinbassdav, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tinbassdav's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Tinbassdav's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Run away from white goats, for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never mention sheep.

5. Always take life seriously.