Zodtonlab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, weak wyrm.

Zodtonlab created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodtonlab, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zodtonlab, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Zodtonlab's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Zodtonlab's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Zodtonlab.

2. You must pray to Zodtonlab seven times a day.

3. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Zodtonlab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Run away from gray snails, for they are unholy.