Farngenbass is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, weak lion.

Farngenbass created the universe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farngenbass, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Farngenbass, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Farngenbass' most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Farngenbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always obey Farngenbass' priests.