Sidtitarp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, competent cobra.

Sidtitarp created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidtitarp, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sidtitarp, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Sidtitarp's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Sidtitarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Put Sidtitarp first in all things.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.