Motfobcar is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, capable penguin.

Motfobcar created a down quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motfobcar, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Motfobcar, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Motfobcar's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Motfobcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Motfobcar must be the most important thing in your life.