Timfundab is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, ill-tempered parrot.

Timfundab created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timfundab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Timfundab, it will remove you from existence.

Timfundab's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Timfundab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never talk about dark matter near pigs while wearing green trousers and balancing seven nickel spheres on your neck.

5. Always look after injured voles.