Omintettidun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, tiresome crane.

Omintettidun created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omintettidun, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Omintettidun, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Omintettidun's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Omintettidun's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Always look after injured foxes.

3. Never talk about squirrels.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.