Cetmisten Rownillbitnartfidjadkabmin is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, duplicitous giraffe.

Cetmisten Rownillbitnartfidjadkabmin created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Cetmisten Rownillbitnartfidjadkabmin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cetmisten Rownillbitnartfidjadkabmin, it will think nothing of it.

Cetmisten Rownillbitnartfidjadkabmin's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cetmisten Rownillbitnartfidjadkabmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Cetmisten Rownillbitnartfidjadkabmin must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.