Cimsagfab is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, egotistical walrus.

Cimsagfab created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimsagfab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cimsagfab, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cimsagfab's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Cimsagfab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Cimsagfab on top of all buildings.

3. Feed all hungry nematodes.

4. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

5. Do not make images of living things.