Gabomindudgonspagbop Fenjonben is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, flying human.

Gabomindudgonspagbop Fenjonben created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabomindudgonspagbop Fenjonben, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gabomindudgonspagbop Fenjonben, she will be mildly annoyed.

Gabomindudgonspagbop Fenjonben's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Gabomindudgonspagbop Fenjonben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never paint your legs orange.

3. Gabomindudgonspagbop Fenjonben loves geese, so they must be respected.

4. Never write about quantum gravity.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.