Landidhomhat is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, effective hummingbird.

Landidhomhat created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Landidhomhat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Landidhomhat, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Landidhomhat's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Landidhomhat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant black sculpture of Landidhomhat in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always treat sheep with great respect.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Landidhomhat in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.