Sandtofhab is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, humane owl.

Sandtofhab created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sandtofhab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sandtofhab, it will turn you into a worm.

Sandtofhab's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Sandtofhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat carrots.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Hide if seven rats approach from the east.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.