Somcinpod is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, idiotic lobster.

Somcinpod created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Somcinpod, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Somcinpod, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Somcinpod's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Somcinpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Somcinpod.

5. Hide from orange aardvarks for they are unholy.