Sakqueegwip is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, calm cow.

Sakqueegwip created a top quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakqueegwip, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sakqueegwip, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sakqueegwip's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Sakqueegwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of dogs.

2. Sakqueegwip loves moths, so they must be respected.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never think about asteroids.