Wiggovlan is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, flying mongoose.

Wiggovlan created the world nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wiggovlan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wiggovlan, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Wiggovlan's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Wiggovlan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras in need.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Always treat cats with great respect.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Do not eat coconuts.