Hubyimsag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omniscient rat.

Hubyimsag created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubyimsag, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hubyimsag, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Hubyimsag's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Hubyimsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of cucumbers to aardvarks while wearing white scarves.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hubyimsag.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. You must love Hubyimsag.