Flaggovrap is a god.

It takes the form of a large, egotistical wolf.

Flaggovrap created humanity seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flaggovrap, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flaggovrap, it will destroy your favourite star.

Flaggovrap's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Flaggovrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt aardvarks.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near gulls while wearing brown dresses.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.