Rullyarlartfidlibnillikflig is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, almighty giraffe.

Rullyarlartfidlibnillikflig created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullyarlartfidlibnillikflig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rullyarlartfidlibnillikflig, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rullyarlartfidlibnillikflig's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Rullyarlartfidlibnillikflig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan foxes for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Retreat if eight squirrels approach from the north.

5. Do not hurt tapirs.