Cambodbest Kanbin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, irritating zebra.

Cambodbest Kanbin created a charm quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cambodbest Kanbin, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cambodbest Kanbin, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cambodbest Kanbin's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Cambodbest Kanbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near aardvarks while wearing brown corsets and balancing nine gold spheres on your back.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not hurt voles.

4. Do not keep four ducks in a large pit.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cambodbest Kanbin.