Larnbontip Manquampark is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, prudent weasel.

Larnbontip Manquampark created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Larnbontip Manquampark, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Larnbontip Manquampark, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Larnbontip Manquampark's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Larnbontip Manquampark's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never chant in holy places.