Ganbarnleg is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, generous zebra.

Ganbarnleg created a quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganbarnleg, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ganbarnleg, he will turn you into a mouse.

Ganbarnleg's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Ganbarnleg's Holy Commandments

1. Ganbarnleg loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.