Padbastrak is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, competent chicken.

Padbastrak created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Padbastrak, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Padbastrak, he will not care at all.

Padbastrak's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Padbastrak's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Do not kill whales.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Pray towards the south.